Amidst all these teary, heartfelt Senior Wisdoms, we bring you an Actual (!) Wisdom from the one and only Associate Dean Jenkins. The “back in my day” is a lot more…back in the day. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Gladly. I love my partner, my family, and my friends, I care […]
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