This editorial is tagged as “hope” and “Star Wars” The fictional kids that the fictional Albus Dumbledore taught at their completely made up school don’t have to worry that their fictional teacher is going to fake sexually harass them.   “Violence is like selling motherfucking hot flowers.” For a lot of us, this title is an […]

Chances are you won’t be living here fresh out of college anyway Old wounds, with an update A Wiki project with special legitimacy (in more ways than one) Horowitz gets pwned in Atlanta (in German fascist style, apparently) But what about Repubofascists? Isolated incidents: in this case, they don’t exist

Have you heard the news? Columbia’s been hijacked! PrezBo is not my friend.  Walk down frat row or into Carman any weekend night, and you’ll see, most Columbia students drink, and not responsibly.   How many authors can you namedrop in one article?  Columbia really does have a club for everything… 

The “food” at HamDel and Pinnacle? Kind of not that good for you!  Maury audience? Filled with trashy failures! Lectures during midterms week? Tend to be a little empty! Administration plans on doing something, subsequently does it. Prestigious “Chicks Dig the Long Ball” Award conjures up presumably unintended visuals Coming up later today on Bwog: […]

Noose goes through DNA testing — meanwhile, we realize NYPD “Hate Crime Task Force” sounds badass Please, the MPAA is so 1999! Better luck this weekend, hopefully? The title of this op-ed pretty much says it best Published yesterday, but wow, this is letter is old-school (literally!)

Coverage on yesterday’s madness, if you need anymore of it Given the last few weeks, the call for safe space is probably in order PrezBo’s been doing quite a bit of talking lately On slanderous graffiti: “…we could have noted that the person who wrote it has a small penis.”  Ah, lovely and nifty multimedia: […]

Bollinger… you got some ‘splaining to do.  Does this mean students will be able to put beer on flex? Confessions of a teenage beefcake. “Hey hey, ho ho, racism has gotta go.” Radiohead- DMB for the thinking intellectual. 

Rather than compete with Cambridge, Columbia emulates Oxford town. “Like the blind men and the elephant” A retrospective on last month’s controversy…and last year’s Who wants some ice cream jokes!? Denver Broncos sign former Columbia Lion Steve Cargile, to go with former Detroit Lion Dré Bly.  Morningside Heights is now a travel destination, and guess […]

Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be… one tiny universe. Asking someone if they’re from Jersey does not an intellectual conversation make  “‘Why on earth do […]

Poor misunderstood Republicans. Who knew Columbia librarians had a blog? Defeats are still not associated with turning points.  It’s not just a NYU phenomenon, Columbia students can go to the Whitney stoned too! Dear Diary, today I didn’t save the world… again :( 

Despite Picture, The Fruit of This Man’s Labor is Not This Small Child  A Brave Call For Instructional Clarity, Coordination, Convenient Locations Sports Picks on Someone Our Own Size Box Doesn’t Ruin Everything Bush Ruins Everything

Spec really steps it up with a 2:7 words-in-headline to pun ratio Arts and Entertainment responds with an athletic 3:7 words to pun stat Ref rules against an impressive, yet illegal use of yesterday’s 3:7 A&E headline.   A solid 2:7 words to pun rebound to win the game!!! GO TEAM SPEC!!! (…and Lions.) It sounds […]

Jena 6, Bollinger, Core Curriculum, SIPA graffiti, lack of off-campus flex to be protested Columbia hastening plans for world domination What?!?! We lost a football game?!??! Sweet! We lost a football game! General studies studied Shit. And from the outside (a.k.a. Bwog’s big debut!): Just in case you want to relive last Monday from The New Yorker’s […]

Barack Obama likes young voters, and Kanye West  “The 18 chapters of Ulysses as 18 holes on a golf course.” Barnard wants your children  Baby daddys not just baby daddys anymore  Confrontational graffiti incident gets the smackdown Still talkin’ about Monday: Bollinger, Ahmadinejad, academic freedom,  other people, Bachelet(!), opinions, opinions, etc., etc., so on and […]

Moral of this article: check all cabinets for hidden alcohol.  This is why you shouldn’t poke people in real life.  Betcha didn’t know The Blue and White was broke! Mom! The kids in my Lit Hum class are pretentious ass-holes! God these first-years are whiny.