The authorities are mobilizing. Kristen Sylvester, Associate Director of the Office of Residential Programs sent out the following email earlier today: Dear East Campus Residents, I hope this message finds you well in full swing of the semester. I am writing to clarify the smoking policy as it relates to East Campus, specifically our courtyard. […]
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