Our beloved weekly series is back! Inspired by recent events, we bothered the poor souls trapped in Butler to find out what would stop them from going to Columbia’s favorite deli, Milano Market. Here are some of the best answers we got: “I actually don’t go to Milanos! Have never been.” “Probably getting stopped and frisked. […]
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