Bwog Asked: What Would Stop You From Going to Milano?
By Bwog Staff on
Feb 18, 201314 Comments
At least maybe this line will get shorter now?
Our beloved weekly series is back! Inspired by recent events, we bothered the poor souls trapped in Butler to find out what would stop them from going to Columbia’s favorite deli, Milano Market. Here are some of the best answers we got:
“I actually don’t go to Milanos! Have never been.”
“Probably getting stopped and frisked. This would cause me to stop shopping there. Because, you know, it’s wrong. Dont even.. no.”
“I guess…if they stopped selling a lot of their cookies.”
“Nothing. Nothing would make me stop going there.”
“Any fast food restaurant that will similarly fill me up for under $6.” “Yeah, anything other than sandwiches.” “We were just talking about this, Morningside Heights only has sandwiches.” “Just too many goddamn sandwiches!”
“If it weren’t in my basement.”
“If the deli guys grew hair.”
“A day where I was rushed and had some sort of deadline. Some days I just walk to subway to get a spicy Italian with jalapenos. Also last year HamDel stole 10 dollars from me.”
“A gosh yarn it meeting that’s actually right now.”
“Maybe if ninjas attacked me or something.”
“A freight train.” “Yeah that seems pretty valid.”