Tonight’s personals are those of two old-timers: for their second round, we re-introduce Eric Donahue and Byron Jones. Name, Year, School, Major: Eric “Sugartits” Donahue, CC’15, ‘Murican Studiez Preference: Man 2 Woman, Morning 2 Midnight Hometown: Grayslake, Illinois — a town so boring it has “gray” in its goddamn name Your dream date in seven words […]
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