Overheard in a Butler hallway from a guy on the phone: “Sometimes I feel like if I could go back in time, I would seriously murder some philosophers. Seriously! When I was writing my paper today, I was like ‘yeah, I would do it. I would murder Aristotle.’ And I was okay with that.” Methinks: […]
An intrepid team of reporters from NYU Local trekked uptown to pay our dear Butler a visit, so we told Features Editor and Bobst-enthusiast Alexander Pines to stop sending in field notes about it and just review the damn thing. Here’s his account. I get a little stir-crazy if I stay on campus for too long. It’s […]
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