Overheard in a Butler hallway from a guy on the phone: “Sometimes I feel like if I could go back in time, I would seriously murder some philosophers. Seriously! When I was writing my paper today, I was like ‘yeah, I would do it. I would murder Aristotle.’ And I was okay with that.” Methinks: […]
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