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Barnard Laundry Room Patrons As Characters You May Encounter In A Wild West Saloon

By Sarah Braner on Sep 11, 2019 0 Comments

Welcome to the Tide Pod Tavern! You’ve found yourself in one of the most lawless parts of this here University, where rogues and ruffians mingle with civilians and cowboys. Here are the types of folk you’ll likely see ’round these parts.

all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.

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