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BwogLines: Nostalgia Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 01, 2013 9 Comments

After more than 30 years of being trapped in a closet, tortoise Manuela was found alive and well after her owner died and his children cleaned out his house. Red-footed tortoises can go two or three years without food, and can “survive by eating termites from the wooden floor,” which will become a very real solution if […]

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