You’ve been party to late endless nights at Butler enough times to know attempts at shutting down the party would only result in a dislocation of the party. But what if Columbia administration, that beacon of brilliance, efficacy, and overall good ideas, decided to actually close Butler for a whole six hours? What if Butler […]
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