As the famous line goes, “give [us] your tired, your [still kind of hungover], your huddled masses yearning to [eat free food].” There’s nowhere better to exercise your rights as an American to free speech and overconsumption than at a Bwog meeting, and one is conveniently set to take place tonight at 7 pm in […]
The most exciting thing that’s happened at Columbia BSchool ever, that one Russian spy who graduated from the MBA program in 2010, is no longer a story. The ten Russian spies, including Cynthia Murphy, a 2010 MBA graduate, were swapped for four Western spies in Vienna this morning. So Cynthia and co are back in […]
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