Minding his own business, a Bwogger, having only just finished after a rough session of finals, came upon a most curious object in the stairwell of Carman: a finals celebration interrupted, perhaps. A size-9 foot placed naively beside reveals the impressive size of this fallen, bi-headed plaything. Anyone lusting to come forth and snatch this thick rubber must penetrate the […]
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