Next up on the Halloween costume beat: Sexy Ivy League! What’s the point of missing your junior year high school prom to study for the SATs if you can’t at least brag about the fruits of your labor? You will need: Ivy leaves Tape Appropriately revealing green leotard/tank top Arrogance Privilege, probably Execution: Step 1: […]
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