A tipster outside of Schermerhorn 501 overheard someone grappling with one of life’s toughest problems: I mean, I *like* him, but it’s like, why are your lips so hard? Ouch. Lip compatibility is essential to a healthy relationship. This could be a deal breaker. Luscious stock model lips via Shutterstock
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