Written by Youngweon Lee
Everyone, you need to stop what you’re doing right now and look at this.
Yes. That is right. Carman has been renovated. WE REPEAT. CARMAN HAS BEEN RENOVATED. It’s only the top three floors so far, but no doubt the lower floors will follow suit.
This is a disaster. Carman isn’t Carman if Carman is nice. The Carman identity is that it’s gross and covered in vomit with used condoms lying around in the stairwells. Renovated Carman isn’t true Carman. This isn’t fair. Every freshman should have the opportunity to experience Carman in its full disgusting glory. Columbia can’t take that quintessential Carman experience away from them. Another evil ploy by the evil administration. Also why the fuck are there 10-person suites? Whose idea was that? Thanks, Obama (CC ’83).
Carman Nonsense via Youngweon Lee
Tags: but literally where are the cinderblock walls, carman hall it doesn't get better, carman hall it gets a LOT better, carman isn't supposed to be nice this is just wrong, not salty at all, we love carman, wonder how the mice in the basement are doing