Save Your Soul At Bwog’s Meeting Tonight
Written by Finn Klauber
Look, we know you think you don’t need any absolution for the various things you got up to this weekend. Whether you were drinking champagne at a frat party or blazing in Brooklyn, there are definitely things you need to get off your chest. Sorta like going to confession.
We were going to put in some nice Bible selections to emphasize just how much you need to come to Lerner 510 at 9:00 PM tonight, but that isn’t really necessary at this point. You know you need to absolve your sins in a sweet release of gossip, discussion, and Trader Joe’s snacks. Bwog can only help those who help themselves.