In the information age, Rome can be built in a day. Here are some highlights from our first week of existence:

– Bored at Butler: enemy, or groupie?

– The Definitive Guide to Butler Sex. Seriously.

– Middle School Girls Experimenting. But not with each other.

– Rent Fellini! For free! Or, get almost-free almost-porn!

– Interview with Columbia’s resident almost-porn star (spoiler: she doesn’t like our magazine).

– Koronets and the NYPD hate your ipods.

– Bonus fun facts: Columbia is elitist. And impersonal.