After braving the mountainous snowfall to end up at the Manhattan Jewish Community Center on 76th St. at Amsterdam, one Bwog correspondent found her urge for ground chickpeas unsatisfied. The Center promised to set a Guiness World Record today with a 12 ft. wide, 500 lb. plate of hummus. Upon arrival, she was told the hummus was trapped on Long Island. There goes both the world record and this gentile’s support for Israel. Give me hummus or I’ll take Hamas!

– Josie Swindler