• Mother Nature Takes a Big Dump on New York City. Ski Jumps, Igloos, Slushee Stands Erected.

• Dean Zvi Galil Subs for Snow-Stranded E-Weeks Opening Speaker. Discusses Dermatology, Retirement Spots.

• Disgruntled TA Takes Cigarette Break to Bitch About the Bitching Over ROTC.

• Cops Faced With Hole in Donuts Case.