Anna Corke reports:

There is a gas leak on the 9th floor of Schermerhorn.

Art History Department Manager on the phone with Maintenance: Has anyone done anything about the gas leak on the 9th floor? There’s a class happening up there and no one has told them to leave. Some of the students are getting nauseous and dizzy…yeah…uh-huh….okay…I’ll tell them to leave.

Ah, bureaucracy.