After the reform Kol Nidre service at Hillel, everyone wishing each other a good year:
(Jewish) Law Student 1: Rosenblum? Yale ’02? Seligman? We graduated in the same class!
(Jewish) Law Student 2: Yeah, yeah, you’re in my litigation class now right?
(Jewish) Bystander (muttering): Bunch of Jews.
Heard outside Butler, Saturday night
“It’s amazing what religion will do to a person.”
CC Instructor Ivan Savic, to his 9:00 AM class:
“Not holding the door for people is just one step away from chaos and cannabalism, which is just inconvenient.”
After a Blue and White meeting, Monday night:
A bearded man standing in front of St. Paul’s chapel, with arms held out à la Jesus-on-the-crucifix. A few minutes later, he lowered his arms, and left soon after.
Thanks to CML, Nick Frisch, and Grace Duffy for their observance.