What better season than Chinese New Year season to reflect on everything that is totally and completely over? Bwog staff and friends assembled a list of has-beens last night.  Our hearts break for everything below.


– Facebook pokes

– 1968

Rasterbation

– Anna Nicole Smith and her baby’s daddy

– the phrase “I feel like”

– the “CSI” franchise

– SHOCC jokes

– safe spaces

– Michael Moore

– the phrase “sucks at life”

– Converse sneakers

– finding the “New Hungarian”

– personal blogs

– punk music

– friendships based on physical proximity of housing (only applies to first-years)

– Pluto outrage

– Courseworks

– Foucault and Benjamin as the reigning kings of Columbia

– exit opportunities

– nostalgia

– the word “hipster”

– Queer Awareness week flyers still visible from South Lawn from last March, now celebrating almost 50 weeks of continuous, blinding awareness

– ROLM

– Details magazine

– pretending to like “American Idol”

The Eye

Many more after the jump! Read up ASAP

– jeans that look like leggings

– people born before 1990 (Izumi, you deserve personal credit for this one. Love, JDC)

– ballet flats

– making Britney Spears’ bald head one’s facebook picture

– quoting “Mean Girls”

– The Sopranos

– Gawker, and any celebrity-related blogs (defamer, perezhilton)

– Marc Jacobs

– stealing 212 sandwiches. (was that ever in?)

– Anna Wintour

– journals AND magazines

– upperclassmen telling underclassmen about how when they were freshmen the varsity show was so much better

– Terence Koh at the Whitney

– Edward Said’s Orientalism

– Yale

– quoting cheesy song lyrics in your Facebook status so that they apply to you in some way that doesn’t really make sense anyway (example: “Maryam is your wonderwall.” Come on. That’s gross.)

– esoteric Facebook groups

– MYSPACE

– invisible hand metaphors

– geek chic

– metrosexuals

– belief that having no fashion sense is some sort of indicator of moral virtue

– cigarettes (sad sad sad but true, and good for you)

– New York fashion week

– the credibility (but not the fun) of “Project Runway”

– atheism as the answer to all the world’s problems

– second semester seniors taking fewer than 14 credits

– smoking pot

– the bitter, bitter cold

– the Arcade Fire’s Neon Bible

– commenting on how many Splendas other people put in their coffees

– scrunched hair

– affixing “Mc-” in front of every adjective used to modify the series “Grey’s Anatomy” or its characters

– the belief that “The Devil Wears Prada” is a good movie.

– irony

– those Arab “hipster” scarves (see: NY Times article in fashion section)

– bangs

– outrage over Bill O’Reilly

– student protests against the war (sad, very sad)

– Lindsay Lohan’s potential

– leggings under skirts

– outrage over stupid comments on Bwog

– stupid comments on Bwog

– making fun of greek life

– homework

– deliberate earnestness

– erudite british intellectuals

– the Yankees-Red Sox schtick (this was done after October ’04)

– the tabloid wars

– hating on Phish

– the Oscars

– golf

– hating on Larry Summers

– the NYPD

– Mona

– referencing LitHum in other classes

– Barnard jokes

– complainers

– metacriticism

– Netflix

– the use of the word “snark”

– the phrases “best” and “sincerely”

– debates over the oxford comma

– debates over whether girls masturbate

– Camille’s (for a LONG time)

– bubble tea

– ironic use of long words to shrewdly make a basic point

– eurocentrism

– neoliberalism

– the Washington Consensus

– moderation

– the ice sheet of Greenland

– the Cuomos

– campus bands

– putting fwd: loose change as e-mail subjects