We couldn’t quite believe it when we got an e-mail from Robert Maschio, CC ’88, who plays Todd on Scrubs. But we e-mailed back, and he seems to really actually honest-to-god want to speak on Class Day. In his own words:

sdf“Hey Gang,

This is Robert Maschio, the actor who plays High-Five Todd on the TV show SCRUBS. As I am also a graduate of Columbia University (88) and I just want to say, if it doesn’t work out with Matthew Fox, I would be more than willing to fly in, show up and give a great commencement speech…well, it wouldn’t be a speech so much as a series of hi-fives to all graduates and a series of sexual inappropriate comments (aimed mostly at the administration). Of course I’d be wearing my trademark “Banana Hammock” the whole time…for the ladies, so…just something to consider and enjoy…good luck and let me know,

robert maschio

class of 1988

roar lion roar”

Hey, it’s just a suggestion.