• The Times is a bit behind the times, but hey, at least it proves we’re not the only disappointed ones

  • That’s ok though, because PrezBo just became a board member of the Times’ main rival, joining such blue-chip luminaries as Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett (this coming after being appointed to the board of the New York Federal Reserve). Although we shouldn’t count on the Post going to bat for Mathew Fox either.

  • kjhnGot plans for Passover? No? Now you do. I mean, how are you going to turn down a seder with people who make rockabilly trailers for the high holidays? Spot the rabbi!

  • And finally, a cry of help, sent by one Joseph Kaptur at 1:50 AM this morning:

    12th Floor Schapiro.

    Urinal water everywhere.

    Short circuit fire alarm.

    11th Floor Schapiro.

    IT’S ON MY BED.

    Tears of God rain down.

    13th Floor Schapiro

    All Clear.