Bragging rights for the talented seventh

Fixing a (near meteoric) hole where the rain got in

“Sometimes I’ll try to swipe and miss [the turnstile in Lerner] and catch it right at [my] groin.”

Edit:  Online voting

A LINK IN HONOR OF THE FACT THAT THE BANQUET IN HONOR OF THE KING OF SPAIN WAS LISTED INCORRECTLY IN THE PRINT EDITION OF THIS ARTICLE (10:30 TONIGHT IS THE REAL TIME)