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Name: James Leighman Williams
Claims to fame:
2 time Men’s captain of fencing team, 2006 Member of Men’s National Team, All American, 1st Team All Ivy, 2 time All Ivy Academic, blah de blah blah blah. Most importantly… 2005 CU Assassins champion
Preferred swim test stroke?
I think it’s called the dog paddle.
What are three things you learned at Columbia?
1. They can tell when you don’t do the reading. 2. It doesn’t help too much to put a towel under the door. 3. Most points, least meals.
Justify your existence in 30 words or less.
I think existence is right but I think I could learn to cook. So you should keep me around.
What was your favorite controversy in your time at Columbia?
Something about money or God. Maybe the banana thing.
Which professor do you think would be the best kisser?
I have no idea.
What percentage of seniors do you think are virgins?
10%
Would you rather permanently give up oral sex or cheese?
I abstain, but only from answering the question.
Days on campus memory?
Meeting Avi Zenilman and being continually shocked.
Regrets?
I wish I had worked harder and I wish I had partied a lot more.
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@who cares fuck the responses, why is the photo not showing how damn good looking he is?
@CML It wasn’t James’ fault that the questions are kinda lame. Hilarious interviews should be more open-ended.
@hello 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C1
@bye for the second time, i do not like movies.
@wtf who uses hd-dvd anyway
@s!! only boring people get bored
@clever? If he’s joking with the “regrets” question, it’s funny. But if not, it’s… not.
@jrodney james’ junk is at least a long as kogler’s
@Veritas No one’s junk is as long as kogler’s. If anyone gets close, he just makes his longer.
@this post was BOOORRRINNGGGGGGG
@i'de.... be careful to criticise the man… he could beat any of us in a duel any time
@it's true that this article could have been more interesting. I love James, and he’s really not that quiet. I call for a sequel!
@llll boriiiinnnnggg.
the guy certainly seems accomplished, but why bother publishing this article when it’s so devoid of anything interesting.
@because he’s best buddies with avi zenilman?
@well that helps, but this is easier:
The Blue & White
Managing Editors
James R. Williams
@*sigh* that’s a different james williams. the name ain’t no xanadu kahn.
@no... No, it’s the same guy. He abbreviates “Leighman” with an “R.”.
Duh.
@i am 12 ‘duh’ maybe for you, but not for 11.
@boring? bwog readers who say this interview is boring why are you always looking for something to be funny or clever? isn’t okay every once in a while for someone to answer stupid bwog interviews like this in a straight up fashion without the psuedo-intellectual cleverness attached? that shit isn’t even funny a quarter of the time. sometimes its just plain stupid.
@ugh why should I read something “straight up”? I’m not coming here to read the same grunty responses I would have barked at these questions had someone woken me up at 4:30AM to answer them.
@ha! true, you’re coming here because you’re procrastinating on that paper that’s due soon
@Well It’s kind of stupid to label something as “senior wisdom” when nothing of the sort is offered by the responses.
@Iiii liked it! More of these!
@wow that was boring. only the “abstain” comment was remotely clever.
@james is pretty quiet. good kid though. and how many columbians do you know with multiple ivy title rings and an ncaa championship ring?
@clearly such people are too busy off campus to get to know many of us.