Senior Addison Anderson cheers up Bwog:
“Everyone should know that there is a box of free NYC condoms at the main desk in Lerner.
Everyone should also know that I am now walking around with a whole bunch of condoms and am ready to go.”
Senior Addison Anderson cheers up Bwog:
“Everyone should know that there is a box of free NYC condoms at the main desk in Lerner.
Everyone should also know that I am now walking around with a whole bunch of condoms and am ready to go.”
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@HaHa I’d do him, too. On a bed, on his parent’s bed when they’re at home, on the stove, on top of the washer while it’s running, on top of Bollinger’s desk, on top of a moving uptown 1 train and,finally–my favorite!–on top of a trampoline.
@well i’d do addison anderson. just sayin’.
@hey now the condoms are made by lifestyles. they’re the same ones given you by health services.
@SEAS WHERE MY ZVINNER COVERAGE AT?!
@Also available: NYPD Condoms. Only sold in “Nightstick-length” size.
@Favorite Favorite brand of subway rapists everywhere
@rumor? if you use the nyc condom late at night, you’ll only come once every 45 minutes…
@awesome ^ HAHAHAHA
you win forever
@yeah... yep, the condoms are made by lifestyles, not the MTA (or MYA)
@hell yes thanks for the hot tip! now i don’t have to waste money on souvenirs
@heybwog Nothing on the Senator Gravel thing?
@advice.... I hear these condoms break easily so watch out!
@But they But they make it last for hours
@stop the rumors! these condoms are fine. people always buy into urban legends abotu condoms from the government being tainted, but that’s a really unproductive way to think about preventing std transmission! so stop with the mongering.. the condoms are fine- they’re lifestyles
@what? Mya is hot.
@Yuck Yuck, I wouldn’t want to put my dick in anything involving the NYC subway.
Plus, what if they were made by MYA workers?