At last, Harvard doesn’t have an infinite endowment. Oh right, but now we have even less money.

This semester, the Columbia bureaucracy did stuff we didn’t want it to do.

2008: sucks. 1956: that sucked too. 

What to do about the world crashing in around Columbia, with some improvised Dylan lyrics. 

World continues to spin on its axis at least for today, this line: “Turn that down!” Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you couldn’t hear The Real Housewives of Orange County over my attempts to beat back the Nazi hordes” runs in Columbia Spectator.