For those who were actually thinking of going to Ricky’s soon, hold off. Please. Tomorrow, thanks to a class action lawsuit, department stores including Macy’s and Saks Fifth Avenue will be giving away $175 million worth of free cosmetics – one item per person on a first-come, first-served basis.

Technically, the giveaway is only for anyone who bought cosmetics at these stores between 1994 and 2003, but word is that there’s no actual way of authenticating that. The only problem: you can’t choose your free item – they’re drawn from a list.

In summary, tomorrow includes free caffeine, free cosmetics, and a new, Columbia-minted President. Almost makes one forget the end of break…