Wow, this theatre is beautiful. It kind of reminds me of the Great Depression.

Wow, you mean there are actually “recession specials” being offered at local stores and restaurants? In my day we had to hike 15 miles in the snow to the nearest Walmart for those special prices.

Remember what your life was like before that incredibly flawed, uselessly HTML-ridden thing called Courseworks? Us neither.

No, really – when I was your age, Shrek was a movie!