It may be free, but it’s hard-earned by the honest sweat of a SEAS student’s brow. The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers is giving out homemade ice cream today at 3:00 in the 13th floor lounge of Mudd.

“Homemade?” you repeat dreamily, as your mind’s eye conjures your mother in a frilly apron and a beehive, brandishing a rolling pin in one hand and a Madison Avenue frying pan in the other.

Yup. Homemade with liquid nitrogen. Freaky, smoky liquid nitrogen. The cryogenically frozen Dippin’ Dots didn’t make it to the new Yankee Stadium, but we got your scientific sweet treats right here. So go chill with the new IEEE board. (Did you get that? Did you?)