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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous IT’S A TARP!

    1. oh man says:

      @oh man failure of the last mile there – if you named yourself “Admiral Ackbar” you’d have comment of the year in my book … as it stands still very solid

      1. Damn says:

        @Damn I was just going to post a reply named Admiral Ackbar. Too late now.

        Also, I couldn’t make a clever tarp-related pun with the phrase “Focus all your firepower on that super star destroyer.”

        1. Admiral Ackbar says:

          @Admiral Ackbar Focus all your tarppower on that super star destroyer.

          1. peppy says:

            @peppy DO A BARREL ROLL

          2. You win says:

            @You win That is all

  • Admiral Ackbar says:

    @Admiral Ackbar IT’S A TARP!

    1. CC 11 says:

      @CC 11 sorry, there are no do-overs in humor. amusing nonetheless, i’ll tip my hat.

  • Captain Crunch says:

    @Captain Crunch ITS A TARP!

  • learned foote says:

    @learned foote ah! we republicans had been wondering where TARP was really going!

    1. Short-term memory loss says:

      @Short-term memory loss Hmm…as I recall, TARP was a program created by a Republican administration. Thanks for playing, though!

  • @Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner The government will end TARP “as soon as we can.”

  • Jack says:

    @Jack Little do they know that underneath those white sheets of tarpaulin lies the seeds for my 100-story magic beanstalk! Bwah ha ha ha ha!

  • That brings... says:

    @That brings... .. the total of open lawn days for the fall semester without special events to exactly 8

    1. Lex Luthor says:

      @Lex Luthor When no one was looking, Columbia covered the lawn after having it open for only eight days without special events. They covered the lawn after only 8 days. That’s as many as four twos. And that’s terrible.

  • fear the says:

    @fear the TARP!!!!

  • srsly. says:

    @srsly. IT’S A TARP!!

  • RETREAT! says:

    @RETREAT! WE’RE WALKING INTO A TARP!!!!!

  • OH NO! says:

    @OH NO! IT’S A TARP! RUN AWAY!

  • freakin love tarps! says:

    @freakin love tarps! and this picture is the best.

  • Captain Kirk says:

    @Captain Kirk SET PHASERS TO TARP!

  • Captain Picard says:

    @Captain Picard Tarp. Earl Grey. Hot.

  • Velociraptor says... says:

    @Velociraptor says... I can eat you in 32 seconds when you’re chained to my bunkbed even if you’re wearing a tarp. Nice try lawns.

  • Admiral Tarpbar says:

    @Admiral Tarpbar Admiral Tarpbar says: All your tarp are belong to us.

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