AMSA is set up on the Steps, giving out free massages. Passer-bys are also encouraged to take a bat or rock and smash a cardboard box or balloons that read “I get 12 hours of sleep a night” or “I know exactly what I’m doing this summer.” Genius! Thank heavens for you, brave pre-meds.

There were also a brigade of Boar’s Head employees driving carts around 116th Street. Their mission is unclear, but we welcome them to Morningside Heights.