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Name, school: Dan Miranda, SEAS
Claim to fame? Hosting crazy parties in the Band Suite, and contributing some of the most controversial jokes to Orgo Night scripts.
Where are you going? Maybe getting this job as a research assistant uptown at CUMC… maybe flying to Puerto Rico to fix up an inherited condo…
Three things you learned at Columbia?
- A summer in NYC is a summer well spent. especially if you’re 21+
- How to “gun” a beer
- The true meaning of G(tb)^2
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer?
I’m an engineer
I built a V-show set once
and sometimes I try
to figure out how
to write what I want to say
in haiku format
congratulations
irresponsibility
undeniable
Any war stories from the War on Fun? We throw a “Liquidation Party” right after the last possible exam in May. It’s where people come to dispose of any leftover “party supplies” that they can’t/don’t want to take home with them. Last year we got busted for noise at 11pm. Really? Also, give Barnard women swipe access to Columbia dorms already.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Depends… is the cheese toothy?
Any advice for the Class of 2014? Follow your bliss. Make lots of mistakes. Make lots of friends. Pick the right major. Explore the city. Walk down Riverside park all the way to South Ferry. Call your parents on the weekend. H&M exists. Free beer always draws a crowd. Keep it classy. Join the Marching Band.
Any regrets? “Forget regret, or life is yours to miss” – Jonathan Larson (from RENT)
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@WHAT is gt^b
@Anonymous You are retarded.
G(tb)^2
@gtbtb Give them the D! g(tb)^2
@...wait I had such a crush on this kid until he quoted RENT
fuck
@wait I had such a crush on this kid until he quoted rent
fuck
@Anonymous wait…why aren’t there more people hating on the marching band here?
@Because the band is awesome.
@Anonymous DANIEL MIRANDA IS AWESOMEEEE G(tb)^2
@You always managed my spirit in an exemplary fashion. Continue to G(tb)^2, Mr. Miranda.
@Layla Daniel, I love you. And yes, I still read bwog.
@Dan Miranda is the father of my children. But he doesn’t know it yet ;)
@what about rajat i’d love to hear about the time that he tried to say that he had a “registered party” in EC…
@haha are you talking about his student council party or his new years party?
@what about rajat i think that the “aids fundraiser” was his new years party
@hmm “Walk down Riverside park all the way to South Ferry”
he has obviously not done that, as riverside park does not go all the way down to south ferry?
@OH IT DOES whateverrr, the name of the park may change to “battery” at the end, but theres “park” and sidewalk all the way down.
@dan i love you. let’s make babies. G(tb)^2
@G(tb) ^2
dan = spirit manager for the ages
@Zomg: Dan Miranda, you are amazing. Like damn. Daaaamn.
@grr gross.
@YAY DAN He’s awesome!
@Geese! Those Bastards Tickle Babies…
@Forum Warrior I approve of your set building.
@CUMB G(tb)^2
@Anonymous G(tb)²!
…but seriously, that guacamole joke at Orgo Night was way out of line, man.