Name, school: Dick Bullitt Brown, University of Havana – North
Claim to fame: Butt-ass naked CC presentation on ontological anarchy. The author, Hakim Bey, is a Columbia grad, like me.
Where are you going? Into the world/into the wild. Gotta find out whether openness is really my anti-drug.
Three things you learned at Columbia:
- Beware of any lesson taught in words
- Every molecule of water breaks and reforms its bonds a trillion times a minute
- You never know what you don’t know
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I think, therefore I am thankful.
Any war stories from the War on Fun? Ooh boy… One time, an older PS officer walked into our Ruggles suite and said, “That’s one of the top five weirdest things I’ve ever seen.” By the way, let’s all streak the quad.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? There are soy substitutes for cheese, but no soy substitutes for lips and tongues. Yet.
Any advice for the Class of 2014? My favorite freedom comes from remembering that life has proved me dead wrong far too many times for me to predict the future. — Be open to things and they’ll be open to you. — Never abuse your drugs…treat them well and they’ll treat you well. Also, The flow is there to be gone with. -J. Swanson And, It’s only a problem if it’s a problem. -D.S.
Any regrets? All the jealousies and insecurities… sometimes I forget that it’s a mistake to be jealous of anyone because everyone’s got their own crazy, crazy shit goin on. If I can deal with mine I’m ahead of the game.
34 Comments
@ever since my buddhism discussion section i’ve been in love with this man
@richard brown once gave me advice that changed my life
@Anonymous biggest ego, smallest dick.
@Anonymous you definitely got that wrong. trust me.
@Anonymous I SAW THE NAKEDNESS. bonus points to mark hussa for flipping his macbook and catching a photo before morgan could get in the way. cc for life.
@Anonymous I understood maybe 20% of this
@r rich brown is way cute
@yes this kid is awesome. wish i got to know him better!
@Anonymous so wise!
and oh so charming.
@From 1st Year Arabic Richard Brown, you are the fucking man. Wish we had gotten to hang out more. Great SW, congrats on graduating, and good luck with everything
@if I'm not high or John Mayer, am I still supposed to get this?
@d.s. quote? daniel spiro?? probably, because daniel is the man
@former r.a. to r.b.e.s. one love I’m sure you presented your cc work proudly naked. great senior wisdom. great guy. good luck in the world or something like that
@BIG CONGRATS YAY for (most of) the Seniors for finally being done with classes!!! Congrats congrats congrats!
@Anonymous ELIZA! How many more SWs are we getting? Please another two by the end of the day – hopin’ and wishin’ for an athlete (not from the football team, pretty please?) and maybe a SEAS biddie…? Eh?
*I’m just speaking directly to Eliza in case she’ll reply with one of my cool blue comments.
@Eliza Oh my, hello! There will be two more senior wisdoms tonight, and 3-4 more each Friday, Saturday and Sunday until graduation. We’re not running all of the submissions we received, simply because some were more entertaining than others. Hope you enjoy them, my friend.
@Sarita Rich, you da best. yay!
@Anonymous i’m in love with this man…where can i find him/does he like girls?
@he does
@Anonymous I have heard that richard brown is a fabulous lover… a fabulous lover for girls that is
@hmmm this is weird. i don’t get it. maybe it’s over my head
@2010 RICH BROWN I LOVE YOU!
@Anonymous i never heard of this kid, but our class coulda used more of him. “All the jealousies and insecurities… sometimes I forget that it’s a mistake to be jealous of anyone because everyone’s got their own crazy, crazy shit goin on. If I can deal with mine I’m ahead of the game.” I couldn’t have said it better, myself.
Best advice for freshman–everybody at this school is insanely insecure, so remember to be kind. Even if the person’s a dick, it’s because he/she has ego issues…
@fellow cc10 Yay Rich!!!
@Anonymous he didn’t really present naked did he?
@he did – full monty
rich is an amazing guy
@Anonymous Richard. you are amazing.
@Anonymous Rich is the man!
How about some more SEAS or Barnard wisdom too.
@Can anyone say trying too hard to be funny?
@Meh.. I didn’t get that from him. Seems like a cool guy.
@maybe... trying too hard to be genuine. that’s like, being a genuine person ^2.
@Harmony Hunter this class of 2010 CC senior posits that you never know what you don’t know well i find this to be especially true because i don’t know where Harmony Hall is located and I don’t know and therefore ergo consequently i cannot know where Harmony Hall is actually located fulfilling this senior prophecy can anyone help me to find it with a map or perhaps a guided walk to the general area please?
@hm Ehhh, I actually pity the Harmony Hunter this time. It looks like he’s still on campus. (Or maybe he’s graduating? Whoopee!!!)
@... YES!!! Lovelovelove this kid. Thank you for finally putting it up Bwog =]