Sep

25

Breaking: Bat in Hartley!

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Tipster Helena Wu informed Bwog that a bat invaded Hartley suites 5A and 5B just minutes ago. All flying mammals have been removed, but Hartley residents remain spooked.

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28 Comments

  1. commissioner gordon  

    its all coz of the bat signal

  2. Harmony Hunter  

    what is my picture doing up on the BWOG?

  3. YES

    FUCK YES! HAWKMA HAS SOME COMPETITION!

  4. Anonymous

    Coyotes, squirrels, bats... what's next, Columbia?

  5. Anonymous

    As cool as it is to spot a bat, bats are the most common cause of rabies among humans. Most people will get a shot after coming in contact with a rabid dog, but won't realize a bat bit them. So, residents of 5A and 5B, you should probably get some shots!

    ...I know, I know, I'm ruining the humor, but the vet in me had to bring it up.

  6. WOAH  

    that's some crazy shit yo.

  7. Anonymous  

    Hawkma was sitting on the air conditioning unit of the Hartley professor in residence (9th floor) two nights ago. Guess Hartley's been attracting the wildlife...

  8. Alum

    Bats flew into East Campus occasionally when it was new.

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