At around 10:50 AM this morning, cars collided at 113th and Broadway. A white compact, two cabs and a truck unloading were involved. The white compact driver admitted to running the light and causing the accident. He is sad. One cab is absolutely totaled. Thankfully, the policewoman on site ascertained that nobody needed an ambulance and nobody was hurt.
NYPD is on the scene, and sirens can be heard from all over town. Lots o’ honking too. Broadway is already getting backed up as only one car can pass southbound at a time. If you’re wearing open-toed shoes, watch out for glass!
Update, 11:16 am: Several more emergency vehicles arrived. Broadway is mostly cleared of damaged vehicles, but glass and debris still litters the intersection. A policeman confirms that nobody was hurt.
25 Comments
@Dane Cook I was in my kitchen washing a dish.
Shoes? F*CK SHOES!
@OK like seriousla you guys?? I could’ve died out there you guys. Learn how to drive, this is AMERICA!!!!!
@It could always be worse http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704125604575449173989748704.html
@HAHA Learned is in a traffic jam, no wonder he’s not here to fix the dining mess.
@hmmm Learned is in a traffic jam, no wonder he’s not here to fix the dining mess.
@GUYS This happened literally right in front of my doorstep. I live in Nussbaum, facing Broadway and I heard the sound of metal on metal at around 11:13 AM. But, I was too tired and hungover from the night before to inspect the damage, so I returned to slumber, lol.
@You are so fucking cool, I don’t even know what to do with myself.
@Who wrote this? Are you stoned?
@And who wrote this? That leaves me one up What Spec jigger made your anal cavity its home?
@Anonymous I BLAME OBAMA.
@Anonymous site, not sight
@Conor Fixed, thank you!
@URGENT QUESTION ARE JOHN JAY, HEWITT OR FBC OPEN TODAY?
@Anonymous troll, you intended to be provocative by faking unethical priorities, but we know your ways!
@URGENT QUESTION no seriously, i just need to know whether i can use my meal plan this wknd, someone pls answer
@Anonymous no, you can’t haz meals this weekend. kthxbai
@URGENT QUESTION wait why not? wtf these dining services changes r out of hand. and learned is in CHINA instead of fixing this crap!
@... umm no changes, it’s like this every year. Get with it frosh
@URGENT QUESTION LEARNED FOOTE COME HOME AND FIX THE HORRIBLE DINING PLAN CHANGES.
@URGENT QUESTION I AM A DOUCHEBAG.
@Anonymous obvious troll is obvious
@Sushi in lerner, use dining dollars
@LOL Learned is in China!!
@Upgraded http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7900/angrydiningcat.jpg
@Anonymous is everybody alright?