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Comment Contest: Give Dean Hinkson a Nickname!

So Barnard has a new Dean, and her name is Avis Hinkson. I mean, that’s a name. We’ve got PrezBo and MiMoo, we had Double D, we’ve got DSpar. Now it’s Hinkson’s turn. Whoever leaves the best suggestion wins some fancy beer from Milano and a Morningside pastry of your choosing (like a dozen Nussbaum black and white cookies). And… go!

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84 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The Hink

  • taking a shot says:

    @taking a shot Avinkson?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Sinks.

  • Why not says:

    @Why not Shinksa

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hinky

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Tom Hinks

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Dinkson

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The Hinkster

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous “Barnard Betty”

  • ryan says:

    @ryan Hinky-Pinky

  • how about says:

    @how about D-Hinks?

    Or, auf Deutsch, Die Hinks?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous hinky dink

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Jar Jar Hinks

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous (or JJ Hinks for short)

  • Hmm says:

    @Hmm Hinky-poo

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Dean Avis Hickson
    Dean Avishickson
    Dean Avison
    DAvison

    1. if you have to show each step... says:

      @if you have to show each step... it’s a bad nickname.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Ave Hinkon (presidential, no?)

    or

    Da Vinki

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Da Vinki, Da Vinki!!!

      1. Oh my god yes! says:

        @Oh my god yes! Da Vinki! or A-Hinks. The rest of them suck.

        1. Yes! says:

          @Yes! It has to be Da Vinki, no other name comes close!

  • Ahh procrastination... says:

    @Ahh procrastination... Hinky Dink
    D Hinks

  • you know my ip says:

    @you know my ip rinky hink
    The Incredible Hink
    Dink
    Da Hink
    That new girl
    blHinks
    Dean Khinky
    Hinkster

    I think we could do better after we know some more things about her. Like her quirks and if she is a jogger.

    1. hahah says:

      @hahah The Incredible Hink

      just made my day hahahaha!!!

  • how about? says:

    @how about? boo boo kitty fuck

    1. this reference says:

      @this reference makes me want to marry you

      1. A thumbs down? says:

        @A thumbs down? Nobody wants to see us together but it dont matter, no… from jay and silent bob lover.

  • music major says:

    @music major A-Hick
    Ickle Hickle

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous DHink (it out):

    Kinky Hinky
    DAvis-son!
    AH son!
    Better than Hipster, it’s Hinkster!
    Hinksy
    AHinksy
    Think Hink, son
    Mavis Hinkson (play on Mavis Beacon? no? lol)
    THinkson
    AHinkson
    Avy Hinky
    Ave

  • why has no one suggested says:

    @why has no one suggested A-Hinks??????

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hinkberry

  • ryan says:

    @ryan gezuntheit

    1. ryan says:

      @ryan which was in response to “A-hinks”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Shinks

  • simple says:

    @simple How about just “AHink”?

  • I think says:

    @I think “Shinks”

  • Rental Car says:

    @Rental Car She tries harder

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Dean ZipCar

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous AH!

  • ob says:

    @ob hinky and the brain!

  • ? says:

    @? Hinkles?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hinkyson

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous queen vag
    vag queen

  • Lycian Sarpedon says:

    @Lycian Sarpedon RevHinks.

    She’s a licensed non-denominational minister: http://ls.berkeley.edu/undergrad/advisory/article/040924avis.html

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous SGA Sunday Morning Event – Have RevHinks marry you and your significant other in a nondenominational, gender-neutral ceremony!

  • anon says:

    @anon Avis and Butthead

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hinkus. Like Minkus from Boy Meets World, but different.

  • Ben Weiner says:

    @Ben Weiner Davis Hinkson Teaches Typing

  • coob says:

    @coob drinkson

  • hh says:

    @hh AvHinks?

  • Rivers Cuomo says:

    @Rivers Cuomo Hinkerton

  • Ftw says:

    @Ftw Avon or Vink

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous keep it simple D-hicks(however you want to pronounce that)

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous rent-a-hink

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hulk Hickson, brother

  • Wil says:

    @Wil Hinkster 3D

  • Lew says:

    @Lew Shrinky Hinks

    1. big bird says:

      @big bird or, hinky dink

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Avis Rent-a-Hink

  • alum says:

    @alum what about:

    we try harder (as in the avis slogan) it could be wordy, could become WTH, try harder.

    but that is working too hard. Alas I think just Avis is such a great name, you don’t need a nickname.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous sexual harassment panda

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Dean Hinx

    nuff said

  • Feniosky is a badass name says:

    @Feniosky is a badass name is there no widely accepted one for dean peña mora?
    ÑaMo? (might be tough for non-spanish speakers)

  • hey says:

    @hey the Hinktank

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous avis oppungo!

  • hmm says:

    @hmm “Ah miss Nixon.”

    1. hmm says:

      @hmm (“Ah” means “I”).

  • everyone has to says:

    @everyone has to t(h)inkle

  • quite apt... says:

    @quite apt... Oppugno is the incantation of a spell that causes birds created by the Avis spell to attack a (not always) innocent passerby.
    It is also possible that this spell could be used to cause other items to attack a person. Little is known about this spell, as it was only used once, by Hermione in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. She uses the spell on Ron after he enters, with Lavender Brown, a classroom that she hid in.

  • a thought? says:

    @a thought? how about instead of Avis, we try harder, we just call her #2?

  • Maybe says:

    @Maybe Hinkypunk.

  • try says:

    @try Rent-a-D
    Da-Hicky

  • A Dean Called says:

    @A Dean Called It

  • how about... says:

    @how about... Hinker the Heavy Drinker
    Hinker the Dink Shrinker
    Hink the Missing Link

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Avhink

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous skinnamarinkadinkyhinks

  • Gilgamesh says:

    @Gilgamesh Henkidu!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hinks the Minx

  • Minifridge says:

    @Minifridge 2 in the hink, 1 in the…

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous DAHINK

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Dean Avinky
    sHAvink (pronounced sha-vink)

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous hinkerbell

  • Bwog! says:

    @Bwog! Who wins??

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