It's like the Woodstock of our generation--kind of. Anyway, the bus should look like this.

Columbians Jordan Schau and Justin Turetsky want you to ride their bus. For $49.99, this magic bus will take you from the Broadway gates to the Lincoln Memorial for Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive. It’s all happening on October 30th.

How’d J&J come up with such an ingenious plan? According to Jordan, “the idea came to us in a dream (simultaneous dreams).” It’s like Glee and Inception, combined!

Honestly, a Ulysses S. Grant is a lot to shell out, especially since Arianna Huffington already pledged free bus rides. And there’s no Ms. Frizzle on this bus. Womp Womp.

But Jordan and Justin can promise something priceless: love. “Not only do I think people will find love on this bus,” says Jordan. “I am operating under the assumption that I will find my wife.” Cheers to that.

Photo from Wikimedia Commons