Some nights, Butler goggles just don’t cut it. Certain Butler 209 residents have declared a moratorium on “butt-ugly” boys, relegating them to the infamous Butler 4th floor. To the aesthetically-challenged, consider yourself warned. Bwog suggests that those deprived of Butler eye candy just get out of Butler and ask someone on a date!
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@reconsidering 209 oops, posted in the rotc section. anyhoo, should we all meet up in 209?? Big party??
@Dissent 209: A perfectly adequate spot to get work done.
http://bit.ly/cKH7JX
@Anonymous it’s true, no one goes to 209 to get work done
209 is one giant mixer
@Hume The more pleasing they are to be around, the better human beings they must be!
@How do you know that a boy didn’t post this sign?
@come on I’d like to think men aren’t that stupid….though some just might be.
@yus there are no men in barnard.
@Fingers fingers dude.
@... i’d expect nothing less from columbia.
@To the author of this sign: your deep-seeded insecurity makes me sad.
@um... “deep-seated”
they wish they were getting seeded.
@Anonymous oh please. spare us, girls. everyone knows that Butler 4 is where people actually go to get work done and 209 is where you go to look like you’re getting work done. stop me if i’m assuming too much here, but i’m guessing your level of attractiveness is inversely proportional to your intelligence/GPA.
@I'm going to stop you... …because you are assuming too much.
@you're probably fugly anyway. or at least you will be in about five more years. good thing men got character going for us, attractive or not.
@Shetha Many women have character. It’s sort of a human thing, and women are humans. It seems crazy that I should have to reveal this a fully grown man. How is it possible that you reached adulthood without ever realizing that all these boob-laden creatures wandering around are also part of the upright, bipedal human species?
@come on One woman’s scrub is another girl’s crush. Don’t chase away any man-types from 209, you girls need the distraction. Also – there are a lot of hot guys at other libraries. I won’t say which though. Some girls, like me, know how to keep a good thing going.
@Anonymous well said. Some cute boys are assholes too. some.
@Anonymous because the girls at columbia are just waaaaaayy too good looking
@Especially the room 209 gals Because sweatpants, ponytails, and on average about 7 pounds over the limit, mostly around the thighs are the new standard of beauty apparently.
That’s…bleak.
I’ll be on the fourth floor. Have a thing for Asian chicks.
@honest observer I agree. I actually think there are many more good looking boys than girls at Columbia.
@haha asians go to the fourth floor anyway
@Anonymous Oh really? I thought Butler 4 was the designated make-out floor. You know, before you move on to the stacks for the real action.