Mar

24

Drinking with Bwog: R.I.P. Spring Break

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You must be this tall to ride.

It’s the first weekend back at school—time to say goodbye to spring break, meet up with your friends and try to forget about the next round of papers already due next week. Below, one of Bwog’s drinking companions, Eva Suarez, CC ’13, offers a decidedly uncomplicated drink recipe—The Sidewalk Slam—with all of its ingredients available at Crack Del. Be a Bwog drinking companion, and submit your own concoctions to [email protected]

Ingredients

  • 1 40 oz. of Malt Liquor
  • 1 can of Red Bull

Directions

  • Drink your 40 to the label (or slightly more, depending on how sweet you want it), and slowly pour in the red bull.

A note on ingredients: This recipe is definitely open to interpretation, but I will offer some hints, as it doesn’t share its name with a wrestling move for no reason. As far as 40’s go, malt liquor is key. The Wu-Tang clan may have told you to drink St. Ide’s and Lando Calrissian might have told you to have Colt 45, but I personally enjoy the smooth taste of Country Club. As for the red bull, any type of energy drink will do in a pinch, but I’ve found other varieties to be too sweet. You can also use an alcoholic energy drink like Sparks or Joose, but that will take some experimenting with ratios.

Stay safe out there kids, and remember, classiness is relative.

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7 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    eva suarez is the greatest.

  2. EVA  

    MY DRINKING COMPANION<3

  3. Anonymous

    made my cock grow

  4. Anonymous  

    Who is the bear in the EC elevator and where did he go? :(

  5. seasoned sidewalk slammer

    as a rule, you must listen to the space jam theme ("come on and slam...") as you pour the redbull into the 40.

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