You must be this tall to ride.

It’s the first weekend back at school—time to say goodbye to spring break, meet up with your friends and try to forget about the next round of papers already due next week. Below, one of Bwog’s drinking companions, Eva Suarez, CC ’13, offers a decidedly uncomplicated drink recipe—The Sidewalk Slam—with all of its ingredients available at Crack Del. Be a Bwog drinking companion, and submit your own concoctions to


  • 1 40 oz. of Malt Liquor
  • 1 can of Red Bull


  • Drink your 40 to the label (or slightly more, depending on how sweet you want it), and slowly pour in the red bull.

A note on ingredients: This recipe is definitely open to interpretation, but I will offer some hints, as it doesn’t share its name with a wrestling move for no reason. As far as 40’s go, malt liquor is key. The Wu-Tang clan may have told you to drink St. Ide’s and Lando Calrissian might have told you to have Colt 45, but I personally enjoy the smooth taste of Country Club. As for the red bull, any type of energy drink will do in a pinch, but I’ve found other varieties to be too sweet. You can also use an alcoholic energy drink like Sparks or Joose, but that will take some experimenting with ratios.

Stay safe out there kids, and remember, classiness is relative.

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