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Boringside Heights: All is Vanity Edition

Compared to last week’s serious upheavals in Boringside, the latest dispatches from the ‘hood are somewhat less traumatizing. However, please do not underestimate the significance of these minute changes.

Last but not least, Absolute Bagels, in typical Boringside style, raised their cream cheese prices by 30 cents to $2.25.

 

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2 Comments

  • NOICE says:

    @NOICE MUFFIN TOP

    1. Jenna Maroney says:

      @Jenna Maroney My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat.

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