Phew, now that we’ve gotten that Gossip Girl headline out of our (collective) system, we can go on Bwogging until the urge strikes again.
No, but seriously—if you’re looking for a barely worn Columbia Masters Ceremony graduation gown, have we got the deal for you! Check out this overseen Craigslist ad to work out the specific details of your purchase, and in the meantime, mull over this highlight:
“I’ve literally only worn it for 30 minutes during the private individual school ceremony. Can definitely pass for brand new—don’t understand why we cant just rent it -.-“
Because nothing says exasperation like an emoticon.
Stoic graduate, devoid of school spirit, via Wikimedia Commons.