May

8

Overheard: Summer Romance

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Love is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae.

Awww

On  116th and Broadway:
Girl: So do you love me or not?
Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump.

Coming out of a girls’ bathroom:
Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
Girl: What? Wings?
Guy: Yes…

Thinkin’ about the future:
Girl: I could see myself getting married there. Butler is just so beautiful!
Guy [nodding head in agreement]: Yeah, definitely.

Unorthodox pick-up lines:
Guy: “I like your sandals”
Girl: “Thanks!”
Guy: “You look Native American.”
Girl: “…Thanks?”

Goofy flirtation via Wikimedia

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15 Comments

  1. Ben  

    "Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
    Girl: What? Wings?
    Guy: Yes…"

    Actually, could we get some confirmation on that one?

    I've never quite figured it out either. Is it a side flow thing? Do I even want to know?

  2. who the f

    wants to get married at a library? butler is not beautiful.

  3. Love

    I love these overheards!! Keep em coming bwog!

  4. Anonymous  

    Pretty sure that was Rajib Mitra and his girlfriend

  5. Why  

    are these kinda sexist?

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