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Overheard: Summer Romance

Love is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae.

Awww

On  116th and Broadway:
Girl: So do you love me or not?
Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump.

Coming out of a girls’ bathroom:
Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
Girl: What? Wings?
Guy: Yes…

Thinkin’ about the future:
Girl: I could see myself getting married there. Butler is just so beautiful!
Guy [nodding head in agreement]: Yeah, definitely.

Unorthodox pick-up lines:
Guy: “I like your sandals”
Girl: “Thanks!”
Guy: “You look Native American.”
Girl: “…Thanks?”

Goofy flirtation via Wikimedia

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  • Ben says:

    @Ben “Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
    Girl: What? Wings?
    Guy: Yes…”

    Actually, could we get some confirmation on that one?

    I’ve never quite figured it out either. Is it a side flow thing? Do I even want to know?

    1. Girl says:

      @Girl holds pad in place

      1. yup says:

        @yup also helps if the pad is a bit off center.

        1. GOSH says:

          @GOSH Aren’t feminine hygiene products nifty?

          1. Ben says:

            @Ben Uh. Well, I did ask.

            Still, in the immortal words of Mr. Garrison “Frankly, Wendy, I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

      2. travesty says:

        @travesty I’ve met girls before who’ve completely dissed wings on pads. MY UNDERWEAR COULD NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT THEM.

  • who the f says:

    @who the f wants to get married at a library? butler is not beautiful.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous STOP WHINING YOU GO HERE.

  • Love says:

    @Love I love these overheards!! Keep em coming bwog!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Pretty sure that was Rajib Mitra and his girlfriend

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous The first quote that is

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous wait, he hasa gf? bummer

  • Why says:

    @Why are these kinda sexist?

    1. Because says:

      @Because smart girls speak softly

  • Awww! says:

    @Awww! OTTERS!

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