Love is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae.
On 116th and Broadway:
Girl: So do you love me or not?
Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump.
Coming out of a girls’ bathroom:
Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
Girl: What? Wings?
Thinkin’ about the future:
Girl: I could see myself getting married there. Butler is just so beautiful!
Guy [nodding head in agreement]: Yeah, definitely.
Unorthodox pick-up lines:
Guy: “I like your sandals”
Guy: “You look Native American.”
Goofy flirtation via Wikimedia