10 CommentsOne unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all.
Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS!
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@This is just to say I have eaten
the ice cream
that was in
the freezer
and which
you were probably
saving
for finals
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
@Waxima Perez William Carlos Williams for the Wi(e)n!
@Antoine Obviously we have a thief in Wien. He’s climbing in your fridge. He’s snatching your ice cream up, trying to eat them, so y’all need to hide your cones, hide your pints, and hide your sorbets ’cause they’re eating everything around here.
@Anonymous Thanks for the ice cream. It tasted sooooooooo good.
@Anonymous Dear Thief: Don’t you fucking come near my ice cream.
@Huh? Is there another note explaining where the ice cream has been? I’m imagining a cute little cone going on adventures all over New York, only to be killed by a hungry goon in a dorm.
@Waxima Perez Haha, the ice cream going on adventures around New York reminds me of the Story of Kogepan. So sad: http://www.lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/
@Anonymous For real. If that was my ice cream, I would have sliced a bitch.
@scarlet letter Bob, we are thieves and crooks.