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Carpet Diem

Here are the things you could do at Koronet’s last semester:

  • Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices
  • Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery
  • Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station

Here are the things you can do at Koronet’s this semester:

  • Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices
  • Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery
  • Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station
  • PLAY MINI-GOLF*

*Well, kind of. You’d have to bring your own putters, balls, and attack plan to dodge drunken freshmen. But what we’re getting at is that Koronet’s has new Astroturf carpeting! It looks like this:

Krazy karpeting at Koronet's.

Photo via parmesan/red pepper flake abuser and Bwog contributer Louise McCune.

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17 Comments

  • Dammit, Bwog says:

    @Dammit, Bwog You had me so excited before I saw that asterisk.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous just go masturbate in a corner instead of being a fucking freak on Bwog.

  • NOT COOOOOOOOOOP says:

    @NOT COOOOOOOOOOP love louise, she da best!

  • ... says:

    @... koronet is dead to me. i only do pizza shops where the carpet matches the drapes.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Who the fuck cares! Really! Whomever spotted this and said to themselves, wow that green carpet is new and needed to send the tip in to B-WOG, contemplate your life, realize you need one, then go get one. Drunk bwogging is not cool.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous You demonstrate a lack of appreciation for color-commentary journalism and/or humor. There’s a good pun or two in there, I promise!

    2. Really? says:

      @Really? obnoxious incorrect whomever usage is obnoxious

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous There are two types of people in this world: those who view this as a putting green and those who view it as the tee-off for a driving range. Extra points for smashing through the front glass pane of Five Guys!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous They only have these out when it is raining.

  • COOOOOOOOOOP says:

    @COOOOOOOOOOP Louise is the shit.

    1. Looking back says:

      @Looking back the only reason for anyone to ever do COOP is so they can talk about COOP for four years straight.

      1. Did you know says:

        @Did you know that COOP upside down spells COOb

  • So says:

    @So have they raised prices another 25 cents yet?

    1. Yup says:

      @Yup I mean where else do you get to play minigolf for free?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous this changes everything…

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