One of the John Jay elevators is down for maintenance, making those already painfully long and awkward elevator rides that much longer and more crowded. It appears that resident freshpeople are getting a little angsty about the whole situation. Just a little.
Tipped by Sophie Qian and Alex N
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@I swear to God if I hear any echoes of “narwhals baconing” around this campus, I will murder someone.
@echoes “….arwhals…aconing…whals…oning…oning…ing…ing…ing”
…Problem?
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@Anonymous this comment needs more Milhouse
@Anonymous reddit.com/r/columbia
HUZZAH!
@Anonymous rules 1 and 2, goddamnit.
@Anonymous let’s get this shit started
>reddit “humor”
@>2011 >greentexting on Bwog
ISHYGDDT
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